letters to the local council

[buddybird]

These are some extracts from various letters sent to councils and housing associations.

My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2

I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat. would you please do somthing about the noise made by the man i have on top of me every night.

The man next door has a large erection in his garden which is unsightly and dangerous.

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the bathroom roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off.

Please send a man with the right tool and satisfy my wife.