On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died,

[Therema]

Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested that having sex at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh no�" her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells - in with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

[~Wingnut~]

lol Therema, you swallowed a joke book tonight or what? lol Thanx for giving us a giggle :o)

[Therema]

Just bored hunni doing my google bit hahaha got hundreds more and some not to be posted too lol