Thanks rugelyboy, wished i hadn't bothered. a better one is a 120 year old man was asked what he attributed his longevity to, he replied that he has never drank or smoked, had very little to do with women, but its due mainly to him cancelling his ticket on the Titanic.
So much for an appeal to the vaunted English fondness for irony. Here's a woman at 113 years of age making a statement of the obvious...no peers, hence no peer pressure... but if you have to explain a joke, it's no longer funny...
Best joke seen here, did actually make me smile! Joke with hubby that he will live to 113 whilst I'll live to 100(12 years, 8 months between us) so particularly like this one! Thanks Clanad- hope all your jokes are in a similar tone!