Doctor Joke

[sir.prize]

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight."

"Eighty-eight," she purred.

"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say 'Eighty-eight.'"

"Eighhty...eighhhhtttt."

"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say 'Eighty-eight.'"

"One, two, three, four, five..."

[wildwood]

I can only count to eighty-six. Does that mean I would have to start counting all over again when I get to 86?
Gosh, life can be cruel :-)