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smudge | 11:37 Mon 27th Oct 2008 | Jokes
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Awww. C'mon Smudge, keep up to date! That one's been on here twice already in the last month!
I thought it was funny.
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Oh no! Just goes to show how often I'm on here!

I was sent it in an email today, so will ask Ed to delete it for me!

Thanks heathfield! ;o}
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Thanks Doc - d'ya think I should keep it on here then, or ask Doc to delele it? ;o}
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*delete it even!
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Ooohhh, I'm having a bad day! I meant, should I ask the Ed to delete it, ha, ha!
Naaah. Just leave it, Smudge. I'm sure there are many others who only look at the first page on AB, so let them enjoy it. My missus thought it was funny - she didn't groan!
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Thanks heathfield - glad your missus enjoyed it! ;o}

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