A woman bought a whole range of anti-aging cosmetics and spent a whole afternoon in the bedroom applying potions to various parts of her body. Then she went downstairs and asked her husband, "tell me honestly, darling- how old do I look to you?" He replied, "From your skin-17, from your hair-20, from your figure-22." "Ooh you flatterer," "Wait a minute," he said. "I havn't added them up yet,"