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Blind feller on a trip around the world
A blind feller wins the lottery and decides to take his wife on a non-stop trip around the world by plane. He says to his wife, "we are not going to stop anywhere, I will just stick my hand out the window and tell you where we are."
After a few hours, he sticks his hand out and says, "Ah, we are over New York."
"How do you know?" asks his wife.
"I can smell the American coffee....." says the man.
After a few more hours, he sticks his hand out. "Ah, we are over China," he says.
"How do you know?" asks the wife.
"I can smell the Chinese food......" says the man.
This goes on repeatedly, until one point he puts his hand out and says, "Bloody hell, we are in Liverpool!"
"How do you know?" asks the wife once again.
"Because some feller's just nicked my watch!"
After a few hours, he sticks his hand out and says, "Ah, we are over New York."
"How do you know?" asks his wife.
"I can smell the American coffee....." says the man.
After a few more hours, he sticks his hand out. "Ah, we are over China," he says.
"How do you know?" asks the wife.
"I can smell the Chinese food......" says the man.
This goes on repeatedly, until one point he puts his hand out and says, "Bloody hell, we are in Liverpool!"
"How do you know?" asks the wife once again.
"Because some feller's just nicked my watch!"
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