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squarebear | 09:43 Tue 09th Dec 2008 | Jokes
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A man phones up 118-118 and asks for the telephone number of "Peter Smith" in Manchester.

Operator: "Sorry sir but we have dozens of Peter Smiths. Do you have a street name?".

Man: "Err. well most people call me da Ice Man".
prev could be a bit offensive........
  
next whats pink and hard???
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