skiing holliday

[wasp]

Two skiers were planning their downhill descent. The first
one suggested " We just have to zag zig down this slope
then it's us off to the bar ". To which the other replied
" It's not zag zig it's zig zag " and an argument ensued as to the correct terminology. After a while they asked this
guy pulling a sledge up the slope whether it was zag zig
or zig zag to which he replied " Dont ask me I'm a tobbogonist ". The first skier then said " Oh well in that
case I'll have twenty John Player Specials and a box of
matches "

[carrust]

Insert dyslexic between Two & skiers!

[wasp]

( a ) Because obviously only one of them was dyslexic
( b ) I didn't know how to spell it until you posted the reply