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Blind Peoples Outing
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A coach driver has taken a load of blind people out for a summer outing. He is driving them back home when he notices a lovely little pub by a village green.
Having been driving all day in the summer heat, he decides that he would like a lovely cool pint, so he pulls over and parks the coach. Now he realises that he is going to have to keep the blind peoiple entertained while he is having a beer.
Luckily he remembers that he has a football in the coach. So he sends all of the blind people onto the village green with the football, to which he has attached a little bell.
The driver hasn't been in the pub for five minutes, when a guy rushes in and shouts "Who is in charge of those blind people out there?"
The driver said "I am, Why?"
The guy replied, "Well, you'd better come quick. They're kicking the F*ck out of the Morris dancers".
Having been driving all day in the summer heat, he decides that he would like a lovely cool pint, so he pulls over and parks the coach. Now he realises that he is going to have to keep the blind peoiple entertained while he is having a beer.
Luckily he remembers that he has a football in the coach. So he sends all of the blind people onto the village green with the football, to which he has attached a little bell.
The driver hasn't been in the pub for five minutes, when a guy rushes in and shouts "Who is in charge of those blind people out there?"
The driver said "I am, Why?"
The guy replied, "Well, you'd better come quick. They're kicking the F*ck out of the Morris dancers".
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