paddy going home for christmas

[wasp]

Paddy gets a taxi from Liverpool railway station to the Irish ferry terminal and the taxi driver said to him " As you're Irish allow me to have a little joke with you " to which Paddy agrees . The taxi driver then said " Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my father's son , who am I " Paddy ponders for a while scatches his head and said " I've no idea . The taxi driver
then said to Paddy " It's me ". Paddy can't wait to get to tell this to his parents back home in Dublin and he runs into the kitchen and said to his dad " Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my father's son , who am I " His dad thought for a while and said " I really have no idea but I'll go and ask father Flannagan . After returning from the church he burst into the kitchen and said " Son the answer you want is father Flannagan Its him " Paddy replied " No it isn't father Flannagan , Its a bl**dy taxi driver in Liverpool "

[greggo123]

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