Abdul

[lampgb]

I was walking past a Pakistani's house and he was outside shaking a carpet. I said whats up Abdul can't you get it started

[brionon]

I think it would be funnier if you said ''What's up Abdul?'' and HE had answered ''I can't get it started.''

[ll_billym]

Be that as it may brionon but as you can see it's a true story written in the first person and I applaud lampgb for telling it exactly as it happened rather than offering up journalistic integrity at the altar of humor.

[crisgal]

it's not a true story - i heard jimmy tarbuck tell it years ago

[brionon]

ll_billym
It's on the JOKES page,mate.