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" ERECTUS TROUSERIUS" or the trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake.

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Groupie | 10:36 Fri 16th Jan 2009 | Jokes
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Its colour varies from pink to black.
Its fangless, average length 5-6 inches (although some are said to reach 10 inches depending on honesty of its owner)
Its normal habitat is the bedroom where it has been known to attack women in the mouth or lower abdominal area.
Its highly venomous spit can cause mass swelling lasting 9 months.
Some mutant species have been known to attack men from behind.
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Is it one-eyed?
13:40 Sat 17th Jan 2009
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are you old enought to be on this site? lol
13:42 Sat 17th Jan 2009

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