Can you write

[brenda]

a limerick, which has to include a place name

There is a platinum paper star for the best.

Incidentally the gold paper star for the longest serving answerbanker ( a post yonks ago ) goes to---drum roll here --andy-hughes.

andy sorry to be so long with the star , couldn't get the gold to stick to the paper.

So back to the limerick---my feeble effort.---

There was a young girl in Dundee
Who gave all away totally free.
She lived on a barge
And ne'er levied a charge.
Oh ! the lucky young guys in Dundee.


Platinum paper star awaits.!!!!!

[stompe2]

There was an old lady from Ealing! lol

[stompe2]

Its Rude^^^

[cazzz1975]

There once was a hoodie from brum
who had the neighbourhood under his thumb
he stopped for a drink
then kicked up a stink
now he just needs a kick up the bum :D

[Octavius]

There was a young man in Tenerife
Who covered his bits with a leaf
He�d flash all the boys
But not all the girls
cos he lives with a man called Keith.

[Word-Smith]

I've got loads, so brace yourself for more answers as we go along. But for now:

There was an old poof from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They lay on the bed
then turned and they said:
"Who does what, with what and to whom?"

[Word-Smith]

Incidentally, for the musically minded, any limerick may be sung to the tune of "Goodnight Irene".

Try it - it makes them even more fun, especially in company.

[craft1948]

I'm really bad at this but here goes

There was a young man from Tashkent
Whose willy was horribly bent
He tried to rearrange it
But nothing could change it
And instead of coming - he went....

[society]

Cameron was a student at Balmoral,
Who wanted to receive some oral,
He met a great girl,
When she saw him - she hurled,
And said "Come on - I do have some moral".

[Squitty]

An impatient young lady called Kate
Just couldn�t be bothered to wait
So off she went
On foot towards Kent
And arrived just a little too late

[craft1948]

apologies for the language

There was a young girl from York City
Thought herself pretty and witty
But her jokes all fell flat
And made her look a tw at
So not witty, but quite pretty sh1tty...

Am I getting better?

[society]

A rather fat lady from Hyde
Had looked forward to being a bride
She still managed a smile
As she walked down the aisle
With no room for her groom at her side

[brenda]

Definitely Brenda. .

[Octavius]

There was a man from Limerick
Who admitted he was a bit thick
But when he put it about
the girls would pass out
Cos he had a rather large wallet

[Squitty]

A homeless young lady from louth
Had a lisp that affected her mouth
tho thweet and tho tender
but no one would lend her
the money to buy a new houth

[Word-Smith]

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
He laughed in his mirth
For he know that on Earth
There were only two balls, and he 'ad 'em.

[pips1]

A young woman from Carlisle
Wanted to go the extra mile
She begged and she pleaded
But nobody heeded
So she gave up and went home in style

[Word-Smith]

A shady young lady named Gill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her v@gina
in North Carolina
And bits of her t1ts in Brazil

[pips1]

pmsl @ word-smith, really good!

[brenda]

Word-Smith--you are improving by the minute.Who wants T.V. when we have you.?

[Buenchico]

Does the Answerbank count as a 'place' (in cyberspace), Brenda? If so, I dedicate this to you:

There is a young lady on AB
With whom I could father a baby
It's an idea of mine
To do it online
Is it "yes"?; Is it "no"?; Is it "maybe"?