Another couple of one liners

[chrisrob]

Field notice:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field free of charge but the bull charges.
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Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

[carlton23]

Where do you get`em from chris?

[squarebear]

Christmas crackers methinks :-)

[chrisrob]

Collected from years of teaching juniors plus running a charity newsletter.