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Mathematical pun
As the animals left the ark, Noah spoke to each pair in turn: "Go thee forth and multiply!"
Two snakes disembarked. "Go thee forth and multiply," they were commanded.
"We can't. We're adders."
"Sit on that bench and I'll come to you when I've despatched the other animals."
When Noah caught up with them, they were surrounded by baby snakes.
"I thought you couldn't multiply?"
"Yes. But these benches are log tables."
Two snakes disembarked. "Go thee forth and multiply," they were commanded.
"We can't. We're adders."
"Sit on that bench and I'll come to you when I've despatched the other animals."
When Noah caught up with them, they were surrounded by baby snakes.
"I thought you couldn't multiply?"
"Yes. But these benches are log tables."
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