Crazy Woman
A married couple are driving along the motorway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across to her and says 'I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce'.
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65mph. The husband says 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and she's a far better lover than you are'
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75mph, he pushes his luck 'I want the house' he says insistently..
Up to 80mph - 'I want the car, too' he continues
85mph 'and' he says I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat' !
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he askes her 'Isn't there anything you want.
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice ' No, I've got everything I need' she says 'Oh, really' he enquires 'so what have you got'
Just before they slam into the bridge at 85mph, the wife turns to him and smiles ' THE AIRBAG' !!!!