Even more medical daffynitions

[chrisrob]

Chiropractor - An Egyptian doctor
Concussion: A prisoner's sofa
Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird
Cortisone - The local courthouse
Cystogram - A cable sent to your sister
Enteritis - A penchant for burglary
ER - The things on your head that you hear with
Ganglia - A very tall thin person
Genes - Blue denim slacks
Genital - Not Jewish
Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes
GI tract: American soldiers' route march
Haemorrhoid - A male From outer space
Herpes - What women do in the Ladies Room
High Colonic - Jewish Religious holiday
Hippocampus - A medical school where even a hippo can pass
Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
ICU - Peek-a-boo

[squarebear]

I like the HORMONES one :-)

[Huderon]

Has someone been reading the Uxbridge English dictionary by any chance ?