Captain Kirk.....

Mortartube | 11:52 Wed 08th Apr 2009 | Jokes

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Has three ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final frontier.

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Beam me anywhere Scotty.

Why did Mr Spock put his head down the toilet?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

marval

HaHa, heard that one, the Mr Spock one I heard about Piglet with his head down the toilet looking for Pooh.

janbee

Heard a similar joke (a million years ago!) about Davy Crockett. He had a right ear. a left ear and a wild frontier.

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