The prostitute Club

[Francis Asis]

A man says to his mate "I've joined the prosititute club"
his mate says "Nooo, there's no such thing"
He says "yes, I've got a membership card"
His mate looks and says "you prat. That's a Parachute club"
He says "Oh no!! I put myself down for 20 jumps"

[marval]

lol, I like it