The last of my medical daffynitions

[chrisrob]

Inpatient - Tired of waiting
Intern - One after another
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Jaundice: To include in a group
Kinaesthetics: Relationships among relatives
Leper: A wild cat
Malaria: Shopping place
Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama
Minor Operation - Coal digging
Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move
Organic - Organ repairman
Paralyse - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Placenta - Christmas flower
Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
Prostate - Flat on your back
Red blood count - Dracula
Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Secretion - Hiding something
Sterile solution - Not using the elevator during a fire
Steroids: Hold stair carpet in place.
Surgery - A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply
Triple bypass � 3 lane motorway
Ultrasound - A loud noise
Weak - Seven days

That's the lot: unless you have any more I don't know.

[marval]

More good ones there