Turnips.

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Police constable Turnip knocks on Mr & Mrs Turnips door to tell them that little Billy Turnip has been run over by a truck that was driven by Jack Turnip and that Billy Turnip has now been taken to the Turnip Infirmary . Mr & Mrs Turnip rush to the Turnip hospital and speak to Doctor Turnip on the condition of their son Billy Turnip. "Will Billy Turnip die?" says Mr& Mrs Turnip "no" says Doctor Turnip " but for the rest of his life he's going to be a cabbage"