I think I would like to be in Emmerdale, everything happens in the Woolie I would probably be like Diane, love to run that pub, it looks so cosy, who do you think you would be like?
My ideal company in the pub would be
Blanche...for her 1 liners
Steve... for the expressions
Val....fellow Geordie, she could understand me!
Graham from the butchers,,,,he is so droll!
Jack Duckworth could get up on the Kareoke for us
Chas,,,,sharp as a pin that one!
I would like to be in Eastenders - then I could ask them:
1) why has no one got a washing machine ?
2) why does no one date anyone from outside the square
3) why does nobody get their shopping from a big supermarket - I am sure Patrick does'nt stock that much stuff
4) has nobody got a kettle as they all go to the cafe for a cup of tea/coffee.
and lastly how big are the bedrooms at the Vic - Peggy seems to have a lot of people staying there.
I don't watch Emmerdale Joy - I have'nt since Frazer Hines left.