Jokes to baffle non-Scots.

[ailie]

A woman walks into a baker's and asks: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" The baker replies:"No, you're right, hen, it's a doughnut."
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings - Walt disnae.
A woman goes to the dentist and settles down into the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan" She replies.
A man walks into an antiques shop and asks "How much for the set of antlers?" "Two hundred quid" says the man behind the counter. "That's affa deer," says the man.
What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.
Question. There are 50 cows in a field. Which one is going on holiday? Answer. The one with the wee calf.
Ten cows in a field � which one is the one with all the oil? Coo eight.
A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. "No," argues the assistant, "look at the label � it says Taiwan."

[chrisrob]

Great. An lang mae yer lum reek!

[marval]

McTee Hee

[craft1948]

sorry ailie.....hee hee ....and I'm english...

[janbee]

Hi ailie. Know the one, a man goes into a butchers shop and the butcher is standing in front of a fire. Customer says " is that your Ayrshire bacon"? The butcher replies " no." it's ma hands am warming"

[ailie]

Jan, that's good
Why don't you post it, I'll add i to my list.
My fave is the Taiwan.

I've got a condensing gas boiler Chris, ....my flue exudes steam............OK ..got it ...I'll keep on steamin