Ice cream

[carsonking]

My ice cream van does a special. It's called a 69 - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------it's identical to a 99 but you get somebody else to lick it for you.

[BockingBob]

Talking of 69's have you ever had a 71 ? . It's just the same as a 69 only two are watching.

[carsonking]

Ha ha ha, no but i once asked a girl for a 68, she could blow me off and i would owe her one.

[No,Knowledge]

ffs it's Cannon & Ball

[carsonking]

What and you think your attempt at sarcasm was funnier? Your a bit of an c0ck aint you mate, scurrying around critisising everyones humour with your pathetic lines. Your not getting on 'Mock the week' yourself dude, so hang up the keyboard, jump out of the p1ss stained tracky bottoms and get out in the fresh air and try comunicating with people again in a proper manner, i appreciate some people have a sad existance but i don't think they help themselves by trying to spread thier toil.