A man is in a hotel reception

[McMouse]

and wants to ask the receptionist a question. As he turns to go to the desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the tits. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your prick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 214."