Cheating Wives

[marval]

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician." "What makes you think that?" asks Paddy. "Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

Simon then says: "Same with me! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber." "The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn't mine."

"That's all three of us then," says Paddy: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Bill and Simon look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

[devil99]

LOL very good!!

[HillyHugger]

Oh dear