concerns

[ailie]

Quality was way down yesterday (sorry guys) & quantity today ?......almost non existant .........come on someone make me laugh....please.

[devilbliss]

A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...

I hate all this terrorist business.
I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think,
'I'll f**king have that!'

[pjgriffo]

If you have any since of humour this should make you laugh,

A very happily married rich guy and a not so happily married not so rich guy were talking in the pub about their wives birthdays coming up,
I've got her a diamond ring and a new BMW, said the first guy.
If by chance she doesn't like the ring , she can drive down to the jewellers to change it, in her new Beamer and feel pretty good about herself , and about me.

I've bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo, said the second guy, and if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and #### herself.

[carrust]

A Norfolk girl writes to the local newspaper problems page.

Dear Anna,
I am 13yrs old, & still a virgin...is my brother gay?

[ailie]

Yesssssss, You're both wicked, I'm still smiling thanx

[pjgriffo]

I went to the doctor this yesterday for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop *******.
I asked why?
She said "Because I'm trying to examine you "

[nix-j-c]

devilbliss ! I think i know you in real life. Did you write about goign to war over religion . . . on fb? Are your initials NS ( i can't rememebr if the person you could be has a middle name)