A blonde on a diet.

[mollykins]

A blonde is on a diet.

For breakfast she has bran flakes with skimmed milk and an apple.

At breaktime she has grapes.

At lunch she has tuna and sweetcorn on wholemeal bread followed by a yoghurt then a peach.

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When she gets home she thinks she has done so well that she treats herself to an all-you-can eat at the local chinese.

[Squitty]

You put this in the wrong section - this is the jokes section.

[mollykins]

I thought of this because today i had a similar diet except i had a healthy tea aswell but now i'm having a icecream.

I thought that blonde would do this but in a more extreme way ie all you can eat for tea.

[Squitty]

............. and the wrong planet.

[mollykins]

squitty. From what i've seen i can't even call you a hyporcrite because you haven't posted any jokes so you shouldn't tell people that their joke is rubbish if you can't even crack one yourself.

[mollykins]

poodicat were you saying i get the joke or do you get what squitty is saying?

[Squitty]

but I can spell hypocrite ;P

[No,Knowledge]

how can i say this in the nicest possible way molly

erm this er 'joke' ahem it's er ummm now then.....................


are you 7 molly?

[chinadog]

mollykins posted a joke for christs sake,. get off her back and go back to CB. do you have to spoil everything?

[No,Knowledge]

she might be 7 , i think if molly is 7 it is an excellent joke.
well done molly, super.

[Squitty]

bit on the sensitive side aren't we?

am I a 'usual bully' then poodicat?

[chinadog]

Yeh tell me about it Pudd!!

[mollykins]

Well its difficult to post stuff that's funny but isn't anymore offensive than what i posted or; includes sware words, racism or other kinds of bullying.

[Squitty]

Poodi - I dont know mollykins & she may be very nice but it's not really a joke is it now?

Bullying is very different & thats no joke either.

[Squitty]

love you poodicat ;o)))