I know there a bit dated ..

[janzman]

I still chuckle forty years on at these.....
Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge
A. Footprints in the butter
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge
A. You cant shut the door
Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree
A. Paints his toenails red
and my all time favourite......
Q. How do you know if an elephant is in bed with you
A. He has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
There must be more its over to you......

[marval]

Good ones, here are some more.

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!

Q: Why does an elephant have grey skin?
A: To keep their insides together.

Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off of a goose.

[johnny7]

Q: Where are you likely to find dead elephants?
A: Ivory Coast

[johnalex]

This one is best spoken . . . .

Q. Why do elephants have big ears?








A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom

[Naomicorlett]

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini car? 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

[Postdog]

And the classic "what's grey and comes in pints".....

[Naomicorlett]

oh yuk!!

[johnny7]

Q: How do you get an elephant in a pram?
A: You can't, it's physically impossible. Prams are meant for human babies.

[marval]

Q: What is grey and has a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday.

[Postdog]

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

[Naomicorlett]

Reported...repetition.....see first post. Marval alredy done it.

[CJ242]

How can you tell 2 elephants have been in your fridge?

Two sets of footprints in the butter

How can you tell 3 elephants have been in your fridge?

Three sets of footprints in the butter

How can you tell 4 elephants have been in your fridge?








There's a Mini parked in your trifle!!

[Naomicorlett]

That one made me do my famous snorting laugh.

[Panic Button]

Q. How do you know if elehants have been making love in your kitchen?

A. All the bin bags are missing

[red-forest.]

Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a ball point pen.
A: You can stir your tea with a ball point pen.

[ImLostAgain]

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill.
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill.

What did tarzan say when saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on.



Nothing. he didn't recognise them.
Tarrah!!

[lesblue]

Paddy: "Look, Michael, a flock of elephants."
Michael:"It's a herd of elephants."
Paddy:"Of course I heard of elephants. I can see a flock of them over there,"

[sophie_1003]

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey

What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)


Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin

[sophie_1003]

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list26.html

number 15 is brill!

[janzman]

well..well.. now your cheating Im going on memory I didnt know about jokes2go.com
OK you have to be of a certain age to follow this one but here goes anyway
Q what do you do if you are faced with an oncoming herd of rampaging elephants
A Dial trunks and reverse the charge.........