The battle of little big horn
General Custer was the last man standing and surrounded by thousands of Indians. As an arrow hits him in the shoulder and knocks him to the ground he sees an old whiskey jug and thinks if i am to die i want a drink first .But when he opens the jug a genie pops out and says" you can have one wish but i must warn you that what ever you wish for the Indians get two". Custer says" what if I ask for a Winchester repeating rifle"?. The Genie says" you can have one but every Indian will get two". " Well what if I ask for a Gatling gun "?. The genie says" you can have one but every Indian will get two". "Oh! sod it then gimme a glass eye" .