Jokes to send you to bed.

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Q: Did you hear about the idiot who sat up all night wondering where the sun had gone?

A: The next morning it dawned on him.

Q: Did you hear about the man who drove his car into the lake one night?
A: He was trying to dip his headlights.

Q: Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?
A: It was a howling success!

Q: How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
A: Sleep at night.

Q: How did Noah see in the dark?
A: By ark-lights and floodlights!

Q: How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
A: He used a skeleton key.

Q: What animal has wooden legs?
A: timber wolf.

Q: What did one shooting star say to the other?
A: 'Pleased to meteor.'

Q: What game do cats play at night?
A: Trivial Purr-suit.

Q: What's it called when a vampire kisses you good night?
A: Necking.

Q: Why was the glow-worm sad?
A: Because it didn't know if it was coming or glowing.

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Thank you.

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Glad you liked it bez, hope your bro does too.

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Glad he liked it.