First groan of the day

[lindylou16]

I took my pet giraffe down the pub with me the other day to celebrate his birthday. We started drinking and had a great time but ten pints of stella later and we were ruined. We both realised we'd had enough so we got up to leave. As my giraffe stood up his legs started to wobble and he collapsed in a heap on the floor. I thought to myself there was no way i was dragging him home so i decided to leave him there. As i was walking out the bar man said 'Hay what the hell are you doing? you cant leave that lying there'

So i said 'its not a lion its a giraffe'

[T&S]

Taxi for lindy...

[craft1948]

Maybe it's funnier after a few bevvies....

[No,Knowledge]

Taxi? can't we get her on a Rocket to mars?

[lindylou16]

Went to Ma's yesterday off to sis's today

[sophie_1003]

i liked it