Ropey joke

[marval]

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that one has to drop off.
Otherwise, they are all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but then
the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands.

[puternut]

This joke is so lame it doesn't even warrent a reply!!


$hit - I just replied!!

[joggerjayne]

So were they holding on by their legs ?

Otherwise, they would have all fallen !

[trevordavies]

puternut you,re a smug twit................. A penguin went into a bar and said to the barmaid",have you seen my brother in here". After a pause the barmaid said "what does he look like."

[joggerjayne]

Rope Joke 2 ...

skips narrative, and goes straight to punchline ...

"You're not a piece of rope are you?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot"

[marval]

No more ropey jokes from me then lol