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marval | 11:57 Sun 28th Jun 2009 | Jokes
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A Chinese man and a Chinese woman are working at a restaurant; they fall in love and get married.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, "My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frightened. I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anything you want � What you want?"

"I want 69" she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want � Sweet & Sour Pork?"

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or, alternative punchline.....

"if you think I'm cooking at this time of night you'd better think again!"
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Yes. that's a good elternative.
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