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Rumour has it Jacko wants to be buried at sea and strapped to a couple of buoys...
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom... and Class 4C in his bedroom.
After Michael Jackson's death this morning, LA county hospital staff are unsure what to do with his remains as plastic recycling day isn't until next Tuesday.
Michael Jacksons tour promoters have announced the cancellation of his UK dates: Johnny, 7, Tim, 6 and Chris, 3.
LA County hospital have confirmed that they will be recycling Michael Jacksons body, they'll be making plastic toys out of it so that the kids can play with him for once.
Confirmation has just came through that Michael Jackson died from food poising. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life - 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom... and Class 4C in his bedroom.
After Michael Jackson's death this morning, LA county hospital staff are unsure what to do with his remains as plastic recycling day isn't until next Tuesday.
Michael Jacksons tour promoters have announced the cancellation of his UK dates: Johnny, 7, Tim, 6 and Chris, 3.
LA County hospital have confirmed that they will be recycling Michael Jacksons body, they'll be making plastic toys out of it so that the kids can play with him for once.
Confirmation has just came through that Michael Jackson died from food poising. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life - 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
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Its allso been said MJ was disapointed when he found out boys2men was a pop group not a delivery service.
Madame Tousauds are posting extra guards next to MJ's model to stop people poking it, thinking he has found the perfect hiding place.
MJ did not have a heart attack as first thought, he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke.
Want more????? None of these are mine but have been cropping up all over the net, now let it lie
Madame Tousauds are posting extra guards next to MJ's model to stop people poking it, thinking he has found the perfect hiding place.
MJ did not have a heart attack as first thought, he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke.
Want more????? None of these are mine but have been cropping up all over the net, now let it lie
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