here are some of my favourite jokes. hope you enjoy:-)

[babypeppie]

1) This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever. He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home. They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep. The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!" She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?" 2) Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma. He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didnt say another word. Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny thats my beaver." Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"