It's the way I tell em

[BertiWooster]

English Man / Scots man / Irish man goes for a job on a building site .
They are sitting outside the site office .

Door opens and the site manager comes out and calls the Scotman in . Seconds later the scotman comes back out . ''That was quick'' , says the irishman - ''how did it go'' ? '' Great says the scotman - he held his hand up and asked me which hand he was holding up and i replied - your left hand . You have got a job , he said ''
''Hmmm'' , responds the irishman.

Door opens again and the englishman is called in After a few seconds the englishman comes back out . Irishman says to him - '' that's quick again mate '' . ''Yes says the englishman - he held his hand up and asked me which hand he was holding up - I replied - your right hand '' ''You have got a job he said '' .
'' Hmmmm '' , responds the irishman.
Door opens and the irishman is called in . As the irishman enters the room he sees the site manager at the sink washing his hand .

''Hey !!!'' - shouts the irishman - '' that's cheating - your'e shuffling them ''

[weeal]

ha haha
quite good

[marval]

TeeHee