Family & Relationships3 mins ago
The whole shovel
One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't know what to do!"
Marshal Dillon told him, "Chester, just go out back to the stable and shovel horse manure for a while. That'll take care of it." Chester did so but soon, Miss Kitty walked past. "Chester? Why are you out here so early this morning?"
Chester replied, "Well, Miss Kitty, you see, I woke up this morning with a
huge hard on and I didn't know what to do with it so Marshal Dillon told me
to come out here and shovel manure a spell."
Raising her dress enough to expose herself, Miss Kitty exclaimed, "Well,
why don't you just stick it in here, Chester?"
Chester looked surprised. "The whole shovel full?"
Marshal Dillon told him, "Chester, just go out back to the stable and shovel horse manure for a while. That'll take care of it." Chester did so but soon, Miss Kitty walked past. "Chester? Why are you out here so early this morning?"
Chester replied, "Well, Miss Kitty, you see, I woke up this morning with a
huge hard on and I didn't know what to do with it so Marshal Dillon told me
to come out here and shovel manure a spell."
Raising her dress enough to expose herself, Miss Kitty exclaimed, "Well,
why don't you just stick it in here, Chester?"
Chester looked surprised. "The whole shovel full?"
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