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marval | 16:46 Thu 03rd Sep 2009 | Jokes
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One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't know what to do!"

Marshal Dillon told him, "Chester, just go out back to the stable and shovel horse manure for a while. That'll take care of it." Chester did so but soon, Miss Kitty walked past. "Chester? Why are you out here so early this morning?"

Chester replied, "Well, Miss Kitty, you see, I woke up this morning with a
huge hard on and I didn't know what to do with it so Marshal Dillon told me
to come out here and shovel manure a spell."

Raising her dress enough to expose herself, Miss Kitty exclaimed, "Well,
why don't you just stick it in here, Chester?"

Chester looked surprised. "The whole shovel full?"
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Sorry, how many letters to what?
lol very good. not sure what mysterons is on about?
Mysterious Mysterons.
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Yes, Mysterious Mysterons with mysterious answers.

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