Square Eggs
An old farmer employs a couple of bricklayers to build him a new stable block. Work progressed very slowly and after a month they had only just got the footings in.
One day the attractive 18 year old daughter of the farmer came into the stable yard. "Lets have a bit of fun with her" said one brickie to the other.
"Hello love" he said, "Does your dad have any hens that lay square eggs?"
"No," she replied, "but he says we have a couple of c*nts that lay bricks"