Son of a beech.

[NoMercy]

Two tall trees, a Beech and a Birch, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the Birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The Birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The Birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a Beech, nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

[tonyav]

Very good NoMercy.

[marval]

TeeHee

[albaqwerty]

brilliant NoM :D lol

[silka]

Dont get it ????????

[AB Editor]

Maybe you need to read it out loud?

All the best,

Spare Ed

[silka]

Thats better.
Thanks

[TheEqualizer]

NoMercy.......................You always bring a smile to my face, sweetheart x

Thats really good. :0)

[bigmamma]

I don't get it either :-[