'Ive made up my mind.'...
...said the young man 'Ive decided to be castrated'.Well every one from his mates and girlfriends to his doctor tried to get him to change his mind but he was adament.The day of surgery came and under the knife he went.Gradually regaining conciousness in the recovery ward he turned to the man in the next bed and asked..'What are you in here for' the man replied 'Ive been circumcised'....sitting bolt upright in bed he snapped his fingers and screamed 'Thats the word I was looking for'.