That's How the Last Fight Started...
After much brow-beating I attended Mrs. C.'s 30th year High School reunion. After a short while I noticed she had a lot of interest in a man sitting by himself at a nearby table... obviously drinking himself silly.
"Do you know him?", I asked.
"Yes..." said Mrs. C... "He was my boyfriend in school..." "He's been drinking ever since we broke up, so I hear... not a sober day"...
Says I..."My gosh! Don't you think it's a little extreme to continue celebrating that long?"
That's when the fight began...