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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
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10 Signs Of Trouble In Santa's Marriage
10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish
exchange students.
9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear".
8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed.
7. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized
holiday Barbie.
6. His new live-in person elf valet, Steve.
5. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from
New Jersey.
4. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake
because he's bugged the bedroom.
3. Lately, Mrs. Claus keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she
brings the elves their morning coffee.
2. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of
the fireplace.
1. Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants.
10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish
exchange students.
9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear".
8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed.
7. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized
holiday Barbie.
6. His new live-in person elf valet, Steve.
5. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from
New Jersey.
4. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake
because he's bugged the bedroom.
3. Lately, Mrs. Claus keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she
brings the elves their morning coffee.
2. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of
the fireplace.
1. Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants.
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