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flip_flop | 15:14 Wed 16th Dec 2009 | Jokes
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Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?
















You can't marmalade your d i c k up your wife's a r s e.
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You'd have a job not opening this joke as the full thing is on the front page.
Why am I laughing so much?

That's just a really stupid joke.

LOL LOL LOL
gruesome

but midly chucklesome x
*mildly
How does honey or marmite fit into the equation?
snags ...

Maybe marmite shouldn't come into this thread !
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Yep, I realised that after I posted it. I did try by putting in a dirty great big gap between the Q and the punchline, but it didn't work!
Peanut butter then...
snags this is one time marmite shuold not be mentioned
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Try doing this next time:
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Funny joke btw :-)
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Similarly: (For blokes) What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD?
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...you can get to sleep with a light on.
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Are you talking smooth or crunch peanut butter, Snags?
Depends...

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