For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I
heard you tell mum you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here
by myself with an 80,000 mortgage and no f*****g bike."