Two Slobs

[suzie1]

two slobs lounging in their filthy kitchen having a chat

'i got a cookbook for christmas this year' said the first slob, but i cant do anything with it

'too much fancy cooking in it eh' asks the second slob, wiping his nose with his hand

'yep,' replies the first slob coughing over the drinks, everyone of the recipes begin in the same way...Take a clean dish.....

[suzie1]

and they are.......

[suzie1]

lol