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A young couple not long married find themselves falling deeper and deeper in debt. After many agonising days and nights they agree that the wife should go on the game to help make ends meet.
"What should I do" asks the wife."I dunno ,just put on something sexy and hang around by the gate" says hubby.
After a very short time a punter pulls up and enquires after the price of a shag. She informs him she is new to the game and doesn’t know how much a shag is but she will find out. She rushes inside and says that there is a fellow outside who wants to know how much a shag is. "60 quid" says hubby.
She rushes back to the punter conveying the price to him. He tells her that he only has £40 and what can he have for that. She tells him that she will find out. "A ***" says hubby and back she goes.
The punter is happy and they settle into the car to commence business but wifey connot contain her absolute delight as the fellow whops out the biggest cock she has ever layed eyes on.
"Hang on" she tells him and runs in "Darling" she says to hubby "do you think we can lend him £20 quid?"
"What should I do" asks the wife."I dunno ,just put on something sexy and hang around by the gate" says hubby.
After a very short time a punter pulls up and enquires after the price of a shag. She informs him she is new to the game and doesn’t know how much a shag is but she will find out. She rushes inside and says that there is a fellow outside who wants to know how much a shag is. "60 quid" says hubby.
She rushes back to the punter conveying the price to him. He tells her that he only has £40 and what can he have for that. She tells him that she will find out. "A ***" says hubby and back she goes.
The punter is happy and they settle into the car to commence business but wifey connot contain her absolute delight as the fellow whops out the biggest cock she has ever layed eyes on.
"Hang on" she tells him and runs in "Darling" she says to hubby "do you think we can lend him £20 quid?"
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