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squarebear | 09:08 Mon 18th Jan 2010 | Jokes
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A rich bloke from Barnsley goes to the jewellers and says "Can tha mek us a gold statue o mi dog?"

The jeweller replies "Duz tha want it 18 carat?"

The bloke say "No, chewin a bone yer daft git!".
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lol
10:59 Mon 18th Jan 2010
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very good!
15:22 Mon 18th Jan 2010
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What time is it when there's a pork pie on the top of Barnsley town hall clock?

Summat to ate :-))
15:25 Mon 18th Jan 2010

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