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A Dalesmans Tale
A Dalesman went to see the local stonemason, and asked him to make a headstone for his recently deceased wife.When he went to collect it the inscription read
HERE LIES THE BODY OF GLADYS SMURTHWAITE
"GOD SHE IS THIN"
The Dalesman said" you've missed off the "E" " Oh so i have" replied the stonemason",just give me half an hour".The Dalesman returned,the stonemason said "what do you think to that then?"
HERE LIES THE BODY OF GLADYS SMURTHWAITE
"E GOD SHE IS THIN"
I read this years ago in The Dalesman and just reading Squarebears joke brought it to mind.
HERE LIES THE BODY OF GLADYS SMURTHWAITE
"GOD SHE IS THIN"
The Dalesman said" you've missed off the "E" " Oh so i have" replied the stonemason",just give me half an hour".The Dalesman returned,the stonemason said "what do you think to that then?"
HERE LIES THE BODY OF GLADYS SMURTHWAITE
"E GOD SHE IS THIN"
I read this years ago in The Dalesman and just reading Squarebears joke brought it to mind.
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